why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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