Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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