Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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