God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing