so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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