he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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