ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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