dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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