So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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