At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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