If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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