Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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