If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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