But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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