new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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