There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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