I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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