Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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