I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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