I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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