Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I want a musical about memes.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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