I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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