how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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