they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if only i could text you this smell
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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