Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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