If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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