I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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