He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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