dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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