Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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