Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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