He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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