I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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