Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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