I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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