I don't think brook has ever known best
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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