I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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