We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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