im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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