ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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