you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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