Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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