remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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