i barfeds in our rink
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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