I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
even my farts smell like vagina
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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