considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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