He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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