just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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