She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My life is pants optional.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
