Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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