she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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