your room smells of hookers.
And success
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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