idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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