Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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